Hey guys, here are some of my favorite house quotes
1: "I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?"
2 :"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up."
3: "I find your interest interesting."
4:"That's absurd. I love it."
5:"The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral."
6:"[Houses' patient has just collapsed]
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!"
7:"I am the doctor who's trying to save your son's life. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification- it's a beautiful thing."
Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything."
9:"I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."
10:"I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce."
11:"Eighth time's the charm!"
12:"Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that."
13:"You're a wuss. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me... Hey, Wilson! Guess what Foreman just did!"
14:"Is anybody here a doctor?"