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November 20, 2012


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Hey guys, here are some of my favorite house quotes

1: "I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?"

2 :"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up."

3: "I find your interest interesting."

4:"That's absurd. I love it."

5:"The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral."

6:"[Houses' patient has just collapsed]
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!"

7:"I am the doctor who's trying to save your son's life. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification- it's a beautiful thing."

8:"[To Foreman]
Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything."

9:"I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."

10:"I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce."

11:"Eighth time's the charm!"

12:"Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that."

13:"You're a wuss. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me... Hey, Wilson! Guess what Foreman just did!"

14:"Is anybody here a doctor?"
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